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Tiger Woods, Did You Steal My Cell Phone? Posted on 09:43, December 8th, 2009 by Small Town Mommy
Hello and happy Tuesday! Today we will cover binomial coefficients and Pascal’s Triangle. Oh, wait, that is for studying probability. Instead, you get to read all about what I have been thinking about lately (you sure you don’t want to go for the binomial coefficients?). Like much of the rest of the world, I have been having an affair with Tiger Woods. And I am coming out about it here. Ok, not really, but go ahead and prove me wrong. At this point, anyone could say they were having an affair with Tiger Woods. These women are crawling out of the woodwork (like my ladybugs last fall). Here is my chance to be famous for 5 minutes. Although we are rapidly approaching the point where I will be famous for being the one person not having an affair with Tiger Woods. Last week, Libby had her first social. With boys (way too many boys). Fortunately, there was minimal talking to the boy who asked her to go with him. Meanwhile, we are looking for a good convent school for the rest of her education. My cell phone has disappeared. And not in a “I left it in my other pocket” sort of way. I am convinced that someone stole it. I want it back. When I purchased it last month (yes, it is only a month old), I even invested in the insurance in case something happened to it. Didn’t matter. The insurance company wont replace it because they suck they claim my phone is back ordered. I think they get one phone a month and this isn’t my month. Let’s hope I am the lucky winner next month. Today is sweat pant Tuesday. Elle from Blue Monkey Butt keeps telling me to call them yoga pants, but apparently, she can wear her yoga pants to a party. I don’t think my sweat pants are in the same category. I really shouldn’t even wear them to the town dump. Al Roker keeps threatening a snow storm tomorrow morning. It sounds like timing is going to work out perfectly to cancel the kids’ school. Then, once they have torn apart my office, the snow will be gone and I will be stuck trying to entertain 2 crabby kids in the rain. Libby had a project due in school yesterday. I will never understand why teachers insist on assigning major craft projects. I finished 5th grade many (many, many) years ago. I really don’t want to build native American shelters. I enjoy doing things with my kids, but not crafts so much. Why should my children be penalized because their mother is craft challenged? That is what I have been thinking about lately. Stop by and visit Keely to learn what the rest of the Internet thinks is important. Before you go, leave me a comment to let me know if you stole my cell phone.
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Looks like the snow came here in Chicago. With more on the way tomorrow we will soon have a white Christmas.
Thank you for your randomness,
Anne maybe Tiger Woods took your phone, so you could no longer call him to discuss the affair. I would seriously try to bribe him into a new one. He probably has no idea who he really slept with anyway LOL. When DJ was in public school, that was only one of the things that annoyed me. They never did the complicated stuff in school, it had to come home for us to figure out how to do it.
Al Roker….I wish I could watch him in the morning, but I’m not getting up at 5:00 am. I love the weather channel. Or are you talking about the Today Show?
I don’t have it. We have several lying around the house though, let me know if you want one:)
I didn’t have an affair with Tiger either. He wanted to but I said no. He’s way too young for me and I prefer my guys with (very) little money…make things more interesting.
I like crafts, just not the crafts the school thinks are fun. School crafts suck.
Maybe Tiger took it to check for text messages hahahaha
That stinks about your phone. Buying the insurance should put you to the front of the line. I laughed about the convent school. I have a friend who’s has a beautiful teenage daughter and they are seriously considering converting so that she can be sent far away to a convent school. It makes me glad I have boys (except when dealing with stitches and injuries of course)
Tiger needs to go away. Snow days that turn out to be non-snow days are so horrible. At least if it snows a ton then they can go play in the snow but if it rains, you’re hosed.
Good luck on the convent. Remember that a closet will work in a pinch!
Yaaaaah snow day. Perfect sweat pant day!
I know what a jerk Tiger can be. I had an affair with him too and even posted about it today. He probably stole your phone since you wouldn’t change the message. It’s been snowing here all day, an inch an hour, tomorrow is going to be fun if everyone is home.
Oh I’m so over Tiger Woods:P
And about your cell phone, hope you will find it eventually.. it sucks to have it stolen and be cell-less therefore:P
Happy Randomness
Oh I’m so over Tiger Woods:P
And about your cell phone, hope you will find it eventually.. it sucks to have it stolen and be cell-less therefore:P
Happy Randomness! Mine’s up too:)
So you mean to tell me I have YEARS of these complicated craft projects coming up? GAH!
Yep, you will be famous for NOT having had an affair with Tiger Woods… It is amazing how many women are crawling out of the woodwork!
So you spend extra to insure your phone and now they won’t replace it because it’s back-ordered? Sounds fishy to me!
Happy RTT a day late!
I vote Tiger as the culprit in your missing cell phone. Too bad the insurance company can’t track him down. The media probably can though!
oh so you’re the one that Tiger dumped me for?…lol
I was kind of surprised by the Tiger Woods hubbub. He doesn’t seem like the man whoring type. But obviously, I know nothing.
I hate craft projects. They are so for the parents to struggle with and/or fail at. They should just grade our skills directly.
Happy late Tuesday.
Abby probably took it. You can lay most of the ills of the world at Abby’s hooves.