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What I Really Need

Posted on 16:01, January 27th, 2009 by Small Town Mommy

I was visiting the blog Boogers, Screams, Headaches & Dreams (even the name makes me laugh) and Sherrie (the writer for you poor unhip folks who have never been there) came up with this very funny game. What you have to do is go to Google and do a search with your first name followed by needs. Put the search in quotes. For example, “Anne needs”. Here are my results:

First I got: Anne needs to win sexiest veg. What does that mean? Is it an obscene reference to a cucumber?

Then I got: The elephant Anne needs to retire. I am offended by this on so many levels I refuse to even address it.

The next result was: Anne needs no man. Alright, I will agree with that, although hubby is nice to have around and I probably do need him for the really unpleasant jobs. The cat is going berserk so there appears to be a mouse loitering somewhere in the house. I will certainly need hubby to handle that.

Those were my first 3 responses. After that, there were some other things about needing jobs (apparently others are worried about my unemployed deadbeat status), but nothing as funny as the first 3 responses. Check out Sherrie’s results. Then try your own. If you do it, let me know. I would love to read yours too. Post your results in the comments below or on your own blog.

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The Mind of a Mom on January 27th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Oh my gosh that is so funny. I needed my name and the post will be hysterical I promise! Just like yours was.

Nicole on January 27th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

Bwahahahahah…. Apparently, Nicole needs no food when she shops till she drops (okay, I can go with that one!) Nicole needs a stylist (Ouch!) And Nicole needs a profile on Lincknd (?? or however you spell it? Doubtful I’ll be signing up for an account any time soon–that would cut into my bloggin’ time!)

cute idea!

Melissa Multitasking Mama on January 27th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

LOL- I was just going to comment but with the week I’ve had this google search deserves a blog post of it’s own. i’ll let you know when it’s up!

Lydia @ On The Verge on January 27th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

This is too funny! I will let you know when I put them up.
Jenni Jiggety on January 27th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

LOL! I may have to give that a try!
patois on January 27th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

Why, I do believe I shall give this a whirl!

Sherrie on January 27th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

I’m so glad you did this! Hey, come check out the awesome giveaway on my blog if you haven’t already! Happy Tuesday (almost Wednesday) to you!

Cindy on January 27th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Very funny! I posted mine here: http://www.fencedinfamily.com/blog/?p=677

Even Google knows I need to lose weight apparently!

Signe on January 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am

Not much comes up with my name (no shocker) but there were 2…”Signe is sick and needs our help” (would be nice, am sick) and “SIGNE can address the entire range of IT/ITES needs of organizations”…I must be good!

Duni on January 28th, 2009 at 10:50 am

Darn…didn’t work for me. I guess my name’s not popular enough!
Funny though

Kara on January 28th, 2009 at 11:10 am

I’m afraid to find out “what Kara Needs” LOL!!! Funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog today

frogmama on January 28th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

LOL. I didn’t do it exactly, instead I did “Mrs. Mullet needs” and I got “Glad you bought my mullet today, Mrs. Johnson.” Then I stopped!

Mom on January 28th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

I love Sherrie and her site. I’ll have to go find out what her results were.

Matt on January 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

How fun! Here are some of mine:

“Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along …

Matt Needs To Know!!

Matt Needs Spaz ?????

Why matt needs new wheels.

This was a hilarious post. thanks for sharing! ☺

Stephanie on January 28th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Fun
OK here are mine…
1) Stephanie needs some help.
2) Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach
3)Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance.
LOL

gagay on January 28th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

the NEWSPAPER has stopped walking for a while..

gagay
Bethany on January 28th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

Come check out my results… I did a search for the whole family.

Carrie on January 29th, 2009 at 1:13 am

The third one makes me a bit nervous…A virgin at 45, Carrie never had luck with men.

Um, I could have SWORN Hannah wasn’t immaculate conception!

Michelle on January 29th, 2009 at 11:04 am

I saw this over at Sherrie’s too. Just too… funny. Your search results are even funnier. Thanks for the chuckle. Hope you have a great day.

Bridget on January 29th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

I love these things, so funny!

I have a little something for you on my blog! http://mamabelly.blogspot.com/2009/01/award-izle.html

erin on January 29th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

I did it!

http://www.themombuzz.com/2009/01/erin-needs.html
MamaCat on January 30th, 2009 at 9:19 pm

What a fun game! I will have to try this and post a blog of my own

Kara on January 30th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Kara needs to have a civilian ID.
Kara needs to “man up” and get her butt to Nationals (wow-you couldn’t make this stuff up!)
Kara needs a vacation.
I choose #3, please!