Minions in the Small Town

datePosted on 11:22, March 15th, 2013 by Small Town Mommy

Yesterday was pi day and I missed it.  I love pie.  I actually asked Small Town Daddy to get me pie but he refused to jump up and succumb.  This is why I need minions.  If I had minions, they could run out and get me pie when I wanted it.

That’s not the only reason I need minions.  Laundry!  That’s a great reason for minions. What about cooking and packing lunches.  I could lie around eating bon bons while telling the minions how to pack lunch and how to make dinner.  Maybe a couple of them could fan me while I provided instruction.

Minions could also help in my plot to take over the world.  I bet you didn’t even know I had a plot to take over the world.  That’s because I don’t have time to implement it.  I spend too much time doing laundry, cooking and packing lunches (and cleaning, don’t forget cleaning).

If I had minions doing all the household chores, I would have time for world domination.  Once I succeeded in world domination, I would have even more minions to do my bidding.  So apparently, the only thing standing between me and world domination is a lack of minions.

What would you do if you had minions?  What would you have them do?

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5 Responses to “Minions in the Small Town”

  1. ann on March 15th, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    if I had a minion or two my house would be totally spotless and I would be dining on gourmet meals every night. I believe I would even send them off to earn my paycheck every morning so that I could have more time to craft and blog :)

  2. Sparkle on March 16th, 2013 at 12:03 am

    I already have minions. They are called humans.

  3. blueyes on March 16th, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    Could you get Oreo to be a minion leader to recruit? I’d have them clean my place to make it spotless and they’d pay me to do it too lol

  4. meleah rebeccah on March 17th, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    If I had minions, I would make them do all of the cooking. cleaning, driving, and shopping!

  5. betchai on March 17th, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    you are so funny :) i love cooking and packing lunches, my only problem is i eat a lot during packing :( maybe if i have minions i would tell them to watch me and scratch me once i start eating while packing lunches since i already have eaten :) haha. also, i will ask them to do laundry like you, i hate laundry.