Minions in the Small Town
Posted on 11:22, March 15th, 2013 by Small Town Mommy
Yesterday was pi day and I missed it. I love pie. I actually asked Small Town Daddy to get me pie but he refused to jump up and succumb. This is why I need minions. If I had minions, they could run out and get me pie when I wanted it.
That’s not the only reason I need minions. Laundry! That’s a great reason for minions. What about cooking and packing lunches. I could lie around eating bon bons while telling the minions how to pack lunch and how to make dinner. Maybe a couple of them could fan me while I provided instruction.
Minions could also help in my plot to take over the world. I bet you didn’t even know I had a plot to take over the world. That’s because I don’t have time to implement it. I spend too much time doing laundry, cooking and packing lunches (and cleaning, don’t forget cleaning).
If I had minions doing all the household chores, I would have time for world domination. Once I succeeded in world domination, I would have even more minions to do my bidding. So apparently, the only thing standing between me and world domination is a lack of minions.
What would you do if you had minions? What would you have them do?