Mar
19
2010

Who Will Have Trash TV Opening Her Next Bottle?

datePosted on 10:46, March 19th, 2010 by Small Town Mommy

We have a winner.  That’s right!  Someone has won the beautiful Jerry Springer bottle opener that so many of you maligned.

Someone actually wanted it.  And it doesn’t even come with the beautiful dog-hair-covered comforter where it sits in the photo.  The winner is JD who does things so we don’t have to (although she didn’t go to Jerry Springer, I’m just sayin’).

This was a hard giveaway for me to pick a winner since so many entries didn’t actually want to win.  I thought it was a fabulous prize.  OK, they cheaped out on the printing and went with black and white rather than 4-color process, but really, would you expect anything different from Jerry Springer?

This will make a first-rate conversation piece for JD’s next party.  Although she might want to chain it to the counter so no one walks off with it.  It is small and it is fabulous.

I have sent JD an email and am waiting to hear from her with bated breath.  If she doesn’t get back to me, I will choose another winner.  In fact, I think I will enter some of my favorite online people who haven’t even entered.  So beware… a Jerry Springer bottle opener might be in your future.

Note: edited to reflect correct spelling of bated breath.  Thanks to Grace for pointing out my crass error.

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17 Responses to “Who Will Have Trash TV Opening Her Next Bottle?”

  1. melissa on March 19th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Hmm, well I would have entered, but my local Walmart won’t sell me alcohol, because I don’t look 40. I am almost 41. I guess I should be flattered, and just bring my license in rather than leaving it in the car. Walmart really irritates me lately.

  2. JD at I Do Things on March 19th, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    YAY!

    Did you get my e-mail? I responded to yours almost immediately.

    Thank you again for this fabulous and very special prize.

    And thank you to everyone who didn’t want it.

    And thank YOU for going to the Jerry Springer show so I don’t have to. The bottle opener is fabulous enough.

  3. Grace on March 19th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    the phrase is “bated breath” not “baited”. I know I am a stickler for such things, just ask JD.

    Technical explanation here: http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-bai1.htm

  4. Small Town Mommy on March 19th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Melissa, Walmart has been irritating you for almost as long as I have known you :) . Why should today be any different.
    JD, I will get it in the mail to you this weekend. I do think you should go to Jerry Springer so your readers don’t have to. Although, you are off the hook since you almost died so I don’t have to.
    Grace, thank you for correcting my blatant grammatical error. Usually my grammatical offenses are done purposely, but this one was accidental. I have fixed it.

  5. The Mind of a Mom on March 19th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    I don’t need a bottle opener if it doesn’t have a screw top I don’t have it because I am screwed trying to figure out how to open it! LoL And getting all drunked up shouldn’t be a lot of work! :o )

  6. Jen on March 19th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Congratulations to JD. Do you mean to say that you have more? There is still hope!

  7. ann on March 19th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Well how about that, JD even does things on other blogs so we don’t have to.

  8. bingkee on March 19th, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    What do you mean so many entries didn’t want to mean? Hehehe….orient me…I’m confused.

  9. Lin on March 19th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Thank you for not picking me! :) It is a fabulous prize and all, but Jerry Springer?? Really???!

  10. Lisa - alterity on March 19th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Congrats, JD! And thank you so much for not choosing my comment!

  11. Pricilla on March 19th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    I cannot believe how lucky JD is.
    Lucky, lucky JD
    Lucky JD.

  12. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) on March 19th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Aw man! I must have been hiding under a rock to have missed that giveaway – hubby would have gotten a kick out of it since the two ding-bat nurses that were helping deliver Princess Nagger were too distracted by Jerry Springer on the TV in the corner of my delivery room! Shhhh! Don’t tell hubby I didn’t enter! ;)

    CONGRATS to JD!! :)

    And Anne – you crack me up!! :)

  13. Small Town Mommy on March 19th, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    The Mind of a Mom, I even opened it up to Canada for you. You can’t say I don’t love you.
    Jen, that was the only one. But I will certainly search for more tacky promotional crap for you.
    Ann, she won the Jerry Springer bottle opener so you didn’t have to.
    Bingkee, a number of commentors said they didn’t want to win.
    Lin, anything to make you happy :) .
    Lisa, anything to please.
    Pricilla, JD is lucky. She is the proud owner of cheap promotional crap.
    Stacy, you were recovering. Sorry you missed it. You should have joined us for our trip to see Jerry. You could have told him he was part of one of the most important moments in your life :) .

  14. Katherine on March 19th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Oh what a SWEET giveaway, and i missed it!

  15. Buggys on March 19th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Oh gosh, that lucky woman JD. I am so sorry I missed this fabulous giveaway.

  16. meleah rebeccah on March 22nd, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Awesome! Congrats to JD who does things so we don’t have to! :)

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