Random Snow Day Thoughts
Posted on 08:13, February 23rd, 2010 by Small Town Mommy
It’s Tuesday which means it must be snowing in the Small Town (again). That’s right, school is closed (again). Because a whole week off last week wasn’t enough. Oh, what’s that? You don’t care if it is snowing in the Small Town? Well then kiss my ass butt patootie! I guess that means it is time for Random Tuesday Thoughts, where I share some of the things I have been thinking about lately.
It is also sweat pants Tuesday. Not as much fun as pajama Sunday, but at least I am comfortable.
This past weekend I practically doubled the size of my wardrobe. And I was fed breakfast to do it. Sometimes, life is good. The reason I got all these clothes is that a friend of mine underwent gastric bypass surgery last summer. She has lost a ton of weight. I benefited because I got all the clothes that she can no longer wear (yes, I am that much larger than she is now, there’s no reason to rub it in. I know you’re just jealous of all my new clothes).
I received a note from the Small Town elementary school cafeteria. Apparently, Joanna owes them $3. It turns out that if she asks nicely, they will extend credit to her. In fact, she can use her school ID number (which I didn’t even know she had) to charge whatever she wants in the cafeteria. Really, whose brilliant idea was it to give credit to a six year old? Because six year olds are known for their level of responsibility? Can I get her an American Express card next? I can just imagine the bill I get when Joanna eats her weight in ice cream.
That is all that’s happening here. I think my brain is atrophied from spending too much time with children. And since there is no school again today, I get more time. I wonder if I will ever recover. Don’t forget to stop off and visit Keely to find out what random things are happening in Canada.